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        • 𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒗𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚? 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝑰 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒋𝒐𝒃 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 $200 𝒕𝒐 $300 𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒒𝒘𝒆03 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆.
          𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆__________𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒉𝟭.𝒄𝒐𝒎

      • As an original Trekker who grew up watching the original series (reruns) as a young kid and saw all the movies in the cinema theatre, then enjoyed TNG, DS9, and Voyager, it pains me to see what Paramount has done to the franchise. Sexual perversions, beloved characters now using the f-word, and non-sensical story lines were too much to bear. I had to ditch Discovery after the first season, and am now ditching Picard. I’m no longer interested in anything Star Trek, including the next throw-back nostalgic series purportedly coming out soon.

        The magic is gone. Just like what happened to Star Wars. And Disney. And the Muppets. And…

        • Haz,

          Have to agree regarding Discovery and * shudder* Picard.
          …but…
          I watched both seasons of Lower Decks ( Star Trek Animated Series) and found the tongue-in-cheek pokes at all the earlier series funny as heck! Many of the stories are direct rip-offs of earlier series with a twist.

          Looking forward to Season 3.

    • I’ve been saying for a while now that the second rule of gunfighting is don’t wear hunter orange or hi-viz green. Red’s probably not a good idea either.

  1. Sweeping the house can be dangerous, especially when doing so alone, on the stairs, in the dark. You could trip, fall, and acquire a broomstick enema.

    Always sweep the stairs with the lights on.

  2. Speaking of house cleaning, I had two of the five rooms on our second floor under construction, as well as the back enclosed porch. That meant the guest room on the 2nd floor became a storage closet.

    During this time I had also been building my ammo inventory. As the shipments arrived, I tossed them on the guest bed because I could not get to my ammo closet. One day my wife confronts me: “The guest room is a disaster, I cannot even walk through it. There is ammo all over the bed!!!”. To which I replied “How can ammo on the bed prevent you from walking through the room?”

    Wrong answer.

    Guess what I spent the afternoon doing.

    • If women want equality, they can start by performing a full security sweep, followed by bringing you a refreshing beverage in your favorite chair.

      (I can dream, can’t I? 🙁 )

  3. I’ll sweep the house. Although my better half might get upset if I use the leaf blower.

  4. My wife asked why I wear a gun at home. I told her “Decepticons”.
    She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

  5. O GOD NOT THE TOASTER ANY THING BUT THA TOASTER
    YEEAAAA THAT WAS FUNNY STATMENT
    THANKS FOR THA HUMOR

  6. She mad because the “perimeter” is not the house, the house is inside the perimeter.

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