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Firearms? What firearms? I don’t have any firearms.
SAFE act causes a lot of this but starting to see way more questionable stuff floating around with fewer questions so progress at some level I guess.
Mine are wireless hole punchers.
Long range precision hole punching instruments.
My son(who’s 29) still lives with us. Went to the doctor for a foot injury. They asked all kinds of BS question’s(sex orientation chit) including gunz. I’ve told him say nothing. The expression is ” what are you a COP?!?”
Down here, doctors are likely to be shooters & hunters. I’ve hunted with a couple, and others in the medical community who carry.
My doctor is a gun nut like me. He carries all the time. When I have an appointment he asks what ya carrying today? Might get hammered for this but he really liked my Springfield XDm 10mm 5.25. Yes I carry it concealed.
Unreasonable unless he shot himself in the foot. Just sayin.’
I ha d a friend whose doctor asked him if he owned any guns. He answered yes. Now the damn doctor won’t stop bugging him about where to find ammo 😉
“No, what are you gonna do about it, tell a cop?”
(After the inevitable reaction, I’ll sue the fuvk out of the jerk and buy even more guns… 😉 )
Was at a doctors office and receptionist saw my GA WCL and asked if I was carrying. Told her no because I expected to have to drop my pants. Her turn to be embarrassed, idiot should get a job with an E.N.T. doc if she can’t handle the thought of what happens at a Urologist office.
I just bought a nice Marlin 39A. It was at a gun show in Bradenton. I wasn’t. I friend picked it up for me on Saturday. Then my son met Mark in the parking lot of a local truck stop yesterday afternoon and gave him my $850 and brought me my rifle. And it was all legal. Welcome to Florida.
Ah, Marlin 39A. Got mine as a Xmas present in 1972 when I was 11. Still have it, one of my most favorite guns. Dead nuts accurate, built like a friggin tank, machined pieces fit together like a watch. Great plinker and squirrel /rabbit / rat / armadillo exterminator.
What you doing, writing a book? Leave my chapter out.
“No, but I have a nice collection of moths. Now put the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.”
Hahaha good one!
“your light was on.”
Feds tend to give themselves away.
Acting like Ray Epps, lighting buildings on fire after losing a gunfight they started, shooting dogs, sending SWAT teams after old men with no criminal convictions or gun ownership history, backing away from fights they pick when they realize they bit off more than they can chew and then shooting people at subsequent traffic stops, SWATing old ladies who happened to be geolocated by a fascist-esque cell phone company etc…
Probably the biggest give-away though is that they’re constantly trying to get you to engage in terrorism.
Wife-swapping seems to be missing from your extensive and accurate list.
They seem to be more into kids than milfs.
My reply “define legal”… I’ll wait.
Do you know what is legal?
Not what you FEEL is legal!
“He’s Got a Gun!” — What to Do If Someone Sees Your Concealed Carry Gun > https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/blog/hes-got-a-gun-what-to-do-if-someone-sees-your-concealed-carry-gun/
What To Do If Approached About Carrying A Firearm In A Store > https://www.ammoland.com/2019/09/what-to-do-if-approached-carrying-a-firearm/
Why Doctors Ask If A Patient Owns A Gun > https://www.usacarry.com/doctors-patient-owns-gun/
“that’s my colostomy bag.”
I gotta remember that one ! Excellent reply !
Guns? I have a nice collection of antiques, relics and curios. Oh, the AR your records say I bought 30 years ago? It went down when we were up hunting in the Delta and hit that snag near the gator hole. I’ll show you on the map, but will not risk having to outswim another gator. If you find the boat, see if you can pull up my outboard motor. Antique Johnson motors are worth more than AR rifles are. Watch out for that huge bull gator though. He is every bit of 12 feet long and must weigh in at half a ton.
I can safely say my arms are not on fire. But I talk guns with my doctor all the time. In fact, I need to call his receptionist and set up an appointment to hit the range with him again in the near future.
Person: “Is your gun legal?”
Me: “What gun?”
Person: “That gun. I’m asking if your gun is legal.”
Me: “I don’t have a gun.”
Person: “yes you do, its right there, I see it.”
Me: “Oh that. That’s the second amendment. You don’t recognize the Constitution?”
‘Who you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?’
It’s the DC Gang. – – –
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