Lol, I scrolled down here to post exactly that. Ya beat me to it, but I’ll write it anyway.
*Yawn*
Add to that a man that claims to be a patriot but cannot say one thing he’s done for the cause. Must be a bloomberg shill.
A P = A$$ Pirate
Is it just me or is that the dog from Letterkenny?
Letterkenny,,,? Whodat
Ain’t nobody gives a cat’s queef about it this side of the 49th…. and ain’t no Pied Piper of possums, neither.
The first group of memes were pretty good. Thinking we’ve plateaued now. Sorry, Jeremy.
Maybe Jeremy can become a cartoonist and start drawing his own memes.
That picture shows just how equal unarmed folks are. In a society with no guns big dude rules.
It’s ‘fashinable’ these days to call bulked-up biceps ‘guns’ in some circles…
I remember when I had “guns”…
A pair of cables walks up to a bar. The security guard at the door looks them up and down.
“Okay”, he finally says. “You can go in. But hey – don’t you start anything!”
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week!
Jumper cables. That was supposed to be jumper cables, dammit.
I somehow managed to make a terrible joke even worse. Do I get a ribbon for that?
You certainly don’t get any Respect….
You get a one-handed golf clap…
A rabbi, a priest, and a mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “My life is a joke!”
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Oh, come on, it COULD happen!
A pirate walks into a bar, and when the bartender notices that he has a tiny propeller spinning away on the front of his pants, he asks what it’s for. The pirate replies, “I dunno, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Good jokes, hadn’t heard them.
I’m stealing.,,,,maybe the pirate joke I’ve heard.
Hey, I just heard they’re renaming the Redskins the opossums… I predict they won’t do well on the road.
LOL! Possums get no respect…
2 guys walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducked.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “you’re in here every night. Are you some kind of alcoholic?”
The horses replies “I don’t think I am”, and promptly vanishes in a puff of smoke.
See, the joke is about Rene Descartes famous philosophy of “I think, therefore I am.”
I could have explained that at the beginning of the joke, but that would have meant putting Descartes before the horse…
(I regret nothing!)
Oof.
Well played.
Game wardens bust a poacher with a cooler full of grizzly paws.
The poacher’s defense? “Hey, I have a right to bear arms!”
Paws are not arms though, there animal hands.
No where in the constitution does it say ” The right to bear hands shall not be Infringed “.
.
Hey, I got out of having talons and feathers because of my religious beliefs. Would have been a $500 fine otherwise.
All of you guys: keep your day jobs.
And the little guy front snap kicks the big guy in the nutz, wraps the red rope around his neck, chokes him until his doing the blue flopper, then pulls the security guys gunm out ,throws it across the street and kicks in the door .
I’m just here for the beer and the ladys.
*Yawn*…
Lol, I scrolled down here to post exactly that. Ya beat me to it, but I’ll write it anyway.
*Yawn*
Add to that a man that claims to be a patriot but cannot say one thing he’s done for the cause. Must be a bloomberg shill.
A P = A$$ Pirate
Is it just me or is that the dog from Letterkenny?
Letterkenny,,,? Whodat
Ain’t nobody gives a cat’s queef about it this side of the 49th…. and ain’t no Pied Piper of possums, neither.
The first group of memes were pretty good. Thinking we’ve plateaued now. Sorry, Jeremy.
Maybe Jeremy can become a cartoonist and start drawing his own memes.
That picture shows just how equal unarmed folks are. In a society with no guns big dude rules.
It’s ‘fashinable’ these days to call bulked-up biceps ‘guns’ in some circles…
I remember when I had “guns”…
A pair of cables walks up to a bar. The security guard at the door looks them up and down.
“Okay”, he finally says. “You can go in. But hey – don’t you start anything!”
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week!
Jumper cables. That was supposed to be jumper cables, dammit.
I somehow managed to make a terrible joke even worse. Do I get a ribbon for that?
You certainly don’t get any Respect….
You get a one-handed golf clap…
A rabbi, a priest, and a mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “My life is a joke!”
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Oh, come on, it COULD happen!
A pirate walks into a bar, and when the bartender notices that he has a tiny propeller spinning away on the front of his pants, he asks what it’s for. The pirate replies, “I dunno, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Good jokes, hadn’t heard them.
I’m stealing.,,,,maybe the pirate joke I’ve heard.
Hey, I just heard they’re renaming the Redskins the opossums… I predict they won’t do well on the road.
LOL! Possums get no respect…
2 guys walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducked.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “you’re in here every night. Are you some kind of alcoholic?”
The horses replies “I don’t think I am”, and promptly vanishes in a puff of smoke.
See, the joke is about Rene Descartes famous philosophy of “I think, therefore I am.”
I could have explained that at the beginning of the joke, but that would have meant putting Descartes before the horse…
(I regret nothing!)
Oof.
Well played.
Game wardens bust a poacher with a cooler full of grizzly paws.
The poacher’s defense? “Hey, I have a right to bear arms!”
Paws are not arms though, there animal hands.
No where in the constitution does it say ” The right to bear hands shall not be Infringed “.
.
Hey, I got out of having talons and feathers because of my religious beliefs. Would have been a $500 fine otherwise.
All of you guys: keep your day jobs.
And the little guy front snap kicks the big guy in the nutz, wraps the red rope around his neck, chokes him until his doing the blue flopper, then pulls the security guys gunm out ,throws it across the street and kicks in the door .
I’m just here for the beer and the ladys.
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