“It begins in an almost innocent manner,” cbs4.com reports, leaving readers wondering how anyone rates innocence levels. “Students are called to assembly to what they think will be another speech by their principal. Instead, once seated, they will be in the center of a funeral for a ‘student’ who has been ‘the victim of violence’. Police will escort the casket to the stage where mourners will speak about a promising life cut short and warning the students that ‘this could be you’.” So much for that surprise then. You know; assuming that students at Miami Northwestern Senior High and Booker T. Washington Senior are cruising the internet rather than, I dunno, participating in the kind of gang violence that leads to real funerals . . .