As I await my flight to Pittsburgh, I was flipping through Zite on my iPad (if you’re one of the lucky ones to own an iPad and you don’t know about Zite, download it. You can thank me later), and I came across a story they’d scraped from Perez Hilton. The headline was Toddler Shoots Mother In The Back With Father’s Gun! Sorry. Must. Write. Post. Can’t. Resist.