Headline of the Day: “Stamford gun, drug runner pleads guilty”

January 28, 2012

From the stamfordadvocate.com. You have to give the gun credit for coming clean and saving the city the cost of the trial.

Tony Curtis January 28, 2012 At 11:23

$2300 for a full auto machine gun? A bargain at twice the price!
I hope Mr Uzar thinks 30 years in the slammer was worth the pidly amount of money he made.
ST January 28, 2012 At 11:32

If only there was a law to ban that kind of thing,then the kids would be safe.

Oh.There already is one.

Raspberries…………..
pair-o-dee January 28, 2012 At 12:22

Typo alert: You have to give the gun credit for coming clean…

s/gun/guy/
- Ralph January 28, 2012 At 13:02
  
  It’s not a typo, it’s a joke. Read the headline again. Read the part before the comma as an independent clause. Whaddya get? “Stamford gun pleads guilty.”
  
  Well, if ya hafta explain a joke . . . .
  - pair-o-dee January 28, 2012 At 13:49
    
    Ah, my denseness. As Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say, “Never mind.”
JS III January 28, 2012 At 12:47

Machine gun with collapsable stock , probably an uzi or ak47 not an rpd or rpk…
Ropingdown January 28, 2012 At 14:03

Today we’ve got a gun in the boycott article that “kills…all by itself.” Here we have one that pleads guilty. I want the one that does all the work and pleads not guilty, preferably with a nickel-boron finish, so I don’t even have to clean it.
Matt G. January 28, 2012 At 23:00

See. That’s why i like guns, they’re very responsible. The toaster would have tried to pin it on the waffle iron. They’re always arguing.