This week’s winner will get a free download of the incredibly handy FirearmSafe iPhone app via iTunes, courtesy of Bob Reck, the wizard behind the program.
This week’s winner will get a free download of the incredibly handy FirearmSafe iPhone app via iTunes, courtesy of Bob Reck, the wizard behind the program.
“and this little number fires either .9mm bullets or 40 mm grenades, Mr Bond. Just remember not to pick your nose.”
Sadly little Suzie’s new prosthetic finger resulted in her being suspended from her elementary school when she pointed it at another student and said “pow”.
All those schools were onto something when they banned the finger guns…
And we just lost the argument about kids being suspended for for finger guns.
And I lost the race to make that comment…
In other news, The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership went into collective apoplexy when they saw this picture.
Oh crap. The booger hook is the bang switch!
Haha! Win!
Winner.
I just laughed so hard I think a lung collapsed
Got my vote
Win
Oh crap! The booger hook is the bang switch!
3rd try is the charm. The booger hook is the bang switch.
first try was the charm. i still laughed at all three.
The true “shocker”
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead wrist.
Prepare for your prostate exam, Mr. Bond.
The new and improved booger finger.
I don’t trust anything that has a lower case “i” preceding the name of the product.
Pull my finger….
You should see what my other fingers can do.
‘Ah, yes… the ol’ gun in the fake finger trick. That’s the second time I fell for it this week.”
Nice Get Smart reference.
The latest version in the development cycle of the sixties wonder, Sixfinger!
http://youtu.be/ElVzs0lEULs
Hell, I had one and took it to school with me. If a kid did that now, he’d have a felony charge.
While functional, the engineers have upgraded this prototype to the production version, featuring a relocation of the weapon from the index to the second finger.
Not only is this a more stable platform, it also pays tribute to the second amendment, while sending a clear message to short rich guys named Bloomberg.
Once we are done with this, I want sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their head.
JUST POINT AND SHOOT!
Don’t you dare pull my finger !
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “finger bang.”
Julie wished she had gone for the knuckle BUIS option, as her thumb was an absolute b!tch to adjust for windage and elevation.
“And my leg is a rocket launcher.”
“She’s handicapped, not helpless.”
It’s a handgun, genius.
And for your prostate exam Mr Bond, I will use 2 fingers in case I need a second opinion.
Built in my bedroom with my new 3D printer, tomorrow I’ll make breasts that disperse teargas.
And you were worried that I was going to give you the middle finger.
This is what happens when you let Japanese kids play violent video games…
Handy…
On the one hand…..
I said…STOP…CRUSHING…MY…HEAD!
The photo is from the Korean movie “I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK”. It’s a pretty good, and weird movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0497137/
this pic reminded me of the Japanese movie “yakuza weapon” ( i think) the dudes arm was a minigun, and there was a chick whose vag was a rocket launcher. that should have been the photo to caption.
Worst prostate exam…ever.
Give me a break! You posted the same thought as me one minute earlier.
Nurse Goodhead begins her first day giving proctol exams.
I thought you didn’t use the sights when point shooting?
You’re grounded, and your daddy is going to jail.
I’m sad really. If you are advanced enough to have a cyborg gun-in-finger, you’d think you’d have all the software you would need to aim without a front site. But no, we spent too much money on the gun and not enough on the software.
Turns out 2113 isn’t that much different from 2013.
*45 minutes later*
CSI: Yes sir, she tested positive for GSR.
Officer: OK Kid, What did you do with the gun?
Kid: What gun? Do you see a gun around here?
Officer: *yelling over his shoulder* OK everyone, canvas the area. It’s around here somewhere.
I know what you’re thinking. Does this finger hold 5 or 6? Frankly I lost count myself. So you have you ask yourself, ‘ya feeling lucky punk?’ So do you?
handgun
or
The reason it’s not polite to point
If the gun regulations get any stricter, your gun will be your fingerprint.
I know Mr Bond, we got the wrong finger…. BUT it’s the right caliber”
“Countess Von Fingerbang, I presume?”
Surely there are some Archer fans here
made in north Korea
Point and shoot.
Well it’s not quite a vagina but it should get passed security.
‘Pew, pew, pew!’
beat me to it.
It the 18th century version of Voltton.
The finger thing that goes up!
“Per our NO VIOLENCE/BULLYING policy I’m afraid liitle Johny will be suspended! And if he’d used the other finger he would REALLY be in trouble!!”
“Go-go Gadget finger bang!”
An improved way to “give someone the finger”…..
Ya know I was skeptical about those oriental manicure shops, but now I’ve tried one it turns out to be a pretty good value!
“……………..see you space cowboy…….”
“Now if I could only find a fellow lesbian whose vagina is also a gun . . . .”
1. The sequel to “Edward Scissorhands”, “Regina Pistolfinger”, never quite developed the same cult following.
2. Mr. & Mrs. Gadget’s goth teen was the envy of all the other goth teens at her school.
Worst. Manicure. Ever.
If they’re gonna suspend me for it, I’m gonna deserve it.
“PEW PEW PEW! JAPAN!”
“Domo arigato Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo!”
The all-new Protectron 2000: concealed weapons are best as to not let the world know how much of a hypocrite you are as you rid the world of guns, until you are under threat.
Pull my finger.
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