Adam Selene was the winner of last week’s contest. This week’s prize is a Battlefield Mixer courtesy of LaRue Tactical. Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before Sunday at midnight for your chance to win. So be creative.
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“…and you don’t want to know about our overdraft penalties”
Don’t put Baby in a corner.
All this complaining about revolver triggers being hard to learn. Some guys just need to hit the gym.
Next thing you know, they’ll be warning about short shucking a shotgun.
The original Charlie’s Angels running a speakeasy.
Charlie Chaplin’s Angeles
Winner !
Winner +1
Outstanding!
+1
Nahh, they’re waay too old to be Chaplin’s Angels. Charlie liked ’em young!
A battlefield mixer is that for spinnin records on the battlefield mix it up man or is that it alcoholic beverage mix mixer for the battlefield LOL.
It’s an expansion pack for Battlefield 1.
I was hoping for an armored margarita pitcher, myself.
Tell us we don’t get maternity leave again, I dare you!
“Get a mortgage with us, receive a free battlefield mixer”
“Whats in YOUR wallet?”
When your girlfriends meet your wife.
Charlie was just 15 when he collected his first trio of angels…
In the days before women rights and unions it was not unusual for bank managers to lock a few of the tellers in the vault on the weekend in case the alarm system wasn’t working properly.
no deposit, no return!!
Sup ladies. I see your packing. How’s a brother like me go ’bout getting in the middle of something like that? Ooooo raaaaa
When you look for your wife’s candy stash and she catches you in the act!
“A historical photo of the infamous SPECTRE labor dispute.”
“Safe space”
I’m shocked that it took 19 posts (16 if you discount the “congratulatory posts” about “Charley Chaplin’s Angels” [Which I think should win]) to get “Safe Space.” T’was my first thought.
Pssst. TTAG ain’t really progressive territory. What is this safe space of which you speak?
Safe space: “My castle, protected by my guns” 🙂
To be honest, I had never been exposed to the term (as used by the special snowflakes) until I read it here.
This is actually how people thought during the Great Depression, “all you have to do to be a hero is rob a bank!”.
SPIDER!!!!!
SPIDER!!!!
Ocean’s Three.
Locked away for our horrible haircuts…
“Attica! Attica! Attica!”
(Spelling?)
Looks like the Mom’s that Demand Action are calling the kettle black.
Shannon’s secret service rush to protect their puppet master.
There’s no way you guys are getting in this smelling like that!
Ooh, inspiration!
We know you opened two accounts,
but you still get only one toaster!
“A substantial penalty for early withdrawel…”
Safe Sex!
This is what you call “Safety Deposit.”
Sear Catalog caption reading: “The Tactical Dress and Pant Suit a winning combination. Whether you are going pick up the kids, cook a meal, or rob a bank. This outfit is for you.” and in small print in the corner it should read “Handguns not included.”
“Common girls, we’ll be safe in here!”
Before there were Trunk Monkeys…”
Safe Floozies?
“Mrs Watts……
Mrs. Watts……
……………Please wake up!!!!”
“SHANNON!!!!! Wake up!!!!!!”
“We are not accepting bank withdrawals at this time.”
Charlie’s WHAT?
Quentin Tarantino’s short stint making bank commercials.
the daughters of Jeff Cooper, Charles Askins, and Bill Jordan at an afternoon brunch
This bathroom is not for Transgenders
A true gun safe!
Gunwoman 1 “We’ll be safe in here.”
Gunwoman 2 “I’m going to bank it off the receptionist.”
Gunwoman 3 “You teller, sister!”
The new Pinkerton bank detectives: Gertie, Helen, Wyanet
The Future MS Steele’s (Avengers)
Safety deposit boxes…
Who set the time lock without checking if people were in the vault?
These little women guard my wife’s vagina, I see them for a second before the vault gets locked every night.
No, YOU make the sandwich or we’re gonna make you dance!
“It IS bigger on the inside! “
Back into the time vault, gals! We’ve lost this round to FDR and his NFA legislation… off to the 21st century to try again!
O’ the revolver, the gun that helped tame the West, and really made a woman have equal rights.
I got the right eye
I got the left eye
I’ll blow his nuts off.
Shoot, Suzy, shoot. Not blow. Say that out loud and we’ll have guys lined up around the block.
Does it SAY Transgender Bathroom?
I’ll take all three.
Settle down, you perverts. I was talking about the revolvers.
“18 rounds between reloads!”
“Rally sisters! Defend the vault! We cannot allow any of Victoria’s secrets to fall into the wrong hands.”
Stress cards? No, my handbag just can’t fit any after my pistol!
Never mind Shannon, meet The Moms Who *Provide* Action!
“Secretaries Day at the bank!”
Old school FDIC.
“Come at us, bro.”
Here’s our overdraft protection.
Tell us to make you a sandwich one more time. We dare you.
“Tell us where the chocolate is and nobody gets hurt!”
Which one of you deposited the suitcase full of pennies?!
John was quite proud of his new gun safe – if someone could get past the bank-vault-quality doors and locking mechanisms, he would encounter several innovative internal features sure to foil even the most determined thief.
“Before I trust you with my Lotto check, what is the bank policy on a government’s ‘Bail In’?”
The triple threat, protecting your money and doing it in style.
“You sure you want 72 virgins? This is our safe space and we all carry.”
“Its my party and you die if I want you to.”
Hello Angels…