Alex Waits was our winner last week. He’ll soon be receiving a box of Cap Arms .223 Target + Match ammo. This week’s prize is a pack of Swab-Its .357/9mm Bore-tips to keep your favorite firearm pristine. Just enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday and the Bore-tips are yours.
Fighting firearms with firearms since 1919.
NFA? No Fun Anymore.
“Is it just me, or did we all just starting talkin’ like Edward G. Robinson when we picked these up?”
Winner…..
Now, if someone would invent a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation device, and perhaps a rail system to mount it to these fine Thompsons so we could enhance our ability to acquire targets, we’d get Big Al for sure.
Flashlights have existed since 1899.
Why trust new and unproved tech?
Candles. They been around long enough to have a track record.
The Chicago typewriters, street sweeper orchestra get their new drums,…
What do we name these GUNS…Tommy?
“Dammit, who let Carl order the new typewriters???”
The first test of inertial confinement fusion, using .45 ACP rounds shot towards a common center. Team photo 5 minutes before “Shot Zero.”
It was a complete success … briefly.
Unfortunately, but in hindsight predictably, the well-known soul-destroying properties of Browning’s masterwork completely extinguished the fusion process, and the aftershocks have prevented achieving a controlled fusion reactor ever since.
Pistol caliber carbines is all we have?!
“Now where are the shoulder things that go up?”
Dang, they left off the picitinny rail and the red dot sights!
“Now look here, fellas: there ain’t a lot of bullets to go around, see? So each of ya’s getting one mag apiece. One, Frankie!”
Rule #2 is waived, if you’re a Fed with a Tommy Gun.
It says ‘Read instruction manual before firing’.
what were they thinking?!? Pistol caliber carbines will never be popular, let’s ban these!
So you say these will also make salads??
The local authorities try to “drum up” support for their crime-fighting efforts.
The beginnings of the phrase “Circular Firing Squad”.
Do you have any idea what these’ll be worth in 1989?
Do you have any idea what these’ll be worth in 1989?
Did you say never point the gun at a person unless your going to shoot him?
Remember, crossing the beams is bad
And all we had to do was send in a money order to Sears and these came in the mail? Don’t tell anybody. Some idiot politician will get wind of this and start a law.
“Not sure if this is the best way to get gum off the bottom of your shoe Bob.”
Upon opening the crate, future President Harry Truman (pictured: 2nd from the left) remarked, “These would have been handy in The Great War.”
Ok, everyone aim at Bob’s penis!
*gulp!*
You seem to be new here, so;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCDY5XhZng
Don’t forget to list these as a business expense on your income tax.
If anyone shoots me in the leg again I will be upset.
Very upset.
See? I told you this looks like something only the military would use. No law-abiding citizen (civilian) should be able to use something of this caliber. Ban it!
Okay Joe, when we go in the front door you shoot the dog. Harry, you take out the cat. Leroy, check out the map behind you and see where we’re going to bring in the tank. There’s a crazy religious nut somewhere in there and we’ve got to get him. Remember it’s for the children.
Damn Federal supply system. I order a gross of coffee filters and this is what I get.
Tommy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Tommy can you feed me?
Can I help to cheer you?
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy
Tommy by The Who, 1969. I have the LP.
Awww, .45 caliber; I ordered these in .500 S&W!
Senators preparing for the “Nuclear Option”.
“Yeah, I’m afraid that leg will have to come off before morning. Don’t worry though, all the hot lead will cauterize it real nice like.”
“how about a new pair of shoes Bob?”
Your going to learn how to dance. One way or another.
Hurry! Shoot this box of evil guns before they commit violence!
All right boys, the search warrant that we are serving today is on the lemonade stand on the northeast corner of Main and Elm. It’s run by two eight yr old girls who are commonly known to say thank you to everyone……..
These should impress the dolls! …A guys!
A Blue Dog Circle Jerk
Chicago typing pool
now, we party!
The new whole punchers arrive at the Swiss Cheese factory.
“But boss… They told us 45acp is for girls”(all eyes and morale fall to floor)
“Everyone was tense with anxiety. What if they actually enjoyed touching the beautiful creations in their trembling hands? What if they were seen by the other snowflakes?”
“Drum-roll please!…wait no!”
Someone give these guys a Pepsi.
Now, it is an overkill situation.
Tommy wanted a gun so he could be like the other men but he knew his Aunt Shannon would disapprove.
Dude, finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot!
Dude, fingers off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot!
Do they make a kydex IWB holster for this baby?
“When you guys said we were going to write our names in the snow I had something completely different in mind.”
Hazing was getting completely out of hand at the Hoover School.
Do these have to be in fuddy-five?
A drum circle, to scare the hell out of any hippie!
I don’t think this will work in my ankle holster.
Despite its success during functional testing, the bullet proof shoe never rose in popularity and the shoe’s creator, Emmit P. Phlorshine, died penniless.
“Let’s be careful out there! But not in here.”
“‘batteries not included.’ huh. well, no wonder they won’t squirt.”
Jimmy gun, johnny gun, Frankie gun….
Nah. It’s gotta have a ring to it.
Hey Al, These are really nice guns you got us!
Yep, only one problem …. the Chicago Mayor would only Issue us a one day permit for Valentines Day.